Eavesdropping On the Elderly

Not all elderly are cascading fountains of wisdom.  But simply because they are old and they see and do things differently than you, and all of active society sees and does things, little life altering gems often bubble up.

New on the job, as an Outings Coordinator for a group of elderly I stood in the front of the bus counting a sea of white and grey heads to make sure I hadn’t left anyone behind. It dawned on me then that I was counting an entire bus full of women.  I smiled at all of those gorgeous women and said, “You’re all too beautiful! Where are all the men?!”  And a 90 year old woman shouted back, “They’re all dead!” The whole lot of them burst out laughing and one more shouted out, “And they call US the weaker sex!”

Years later working in a retirement home I came to cherish the men that had made it long enough to get there. And, I wasn’t the only one. Every time a man, any age, walked down the hall or through the dining room every female resident who witnessed the rare spectacle grew about 6 inches and my heavens if their wrinkles didn’t smooth out a bit. If a gentleman actually moved in to the facility, it was not uncommon for an extra layer of lipstick to be applied just before dining hours and it was always a bit of a thing whose table he was going to sit at.

When you work in a place where people live you try to give space and privacy where you are able. But, when there there are not many common room spaces and when the entire population is hard of hearing, private conversations are typically whisper-yelled or just straight up decimal 10.  Sometimes they are hilarious: “The cook looks better than his food!” And, sometimes they’re less funny.

I overheard two gentlemen talking one morning. One was significantly older than the other and the younger one admired the older one since he was a WWII vet. The two were quick friends (being the only two men in the facility) and the younger shared that he wished he could’ve been in the war- he wanted to so badly- but he was too young.  The younger gentleman then said to the older, “You’re 95. That’s a real good age to get to.”  And the older man very gently said, “I’ve lost my wife, my children, my siblings, my parents, my aunts and uncles and all of my cousins. I’m the only one left.”  The younger man just listened, and bowed his head. He didn’t pity him, he did not try to console him, nor did he feel badly for himself that he was not considered in that comment. The older man meant nothing more than he said and the younger man interpreted it exactly as it was meant.  They just sat side by side. Gently.

We don’t do this for each other. We don’t just listen.  We constantly try to interpret, further create, seek inspiration, solution or criticism… We try to receive love or give love or fix or brush off.  We don’t just listen. Though, it is possible. I’ve witnessed it, but mostly only with elderly. Emotions have run havoc through their aching bodies  and minds for a near century and they know how to just let their mind and body and auto-responses pause.  I think mostly because they are tired the fuck out. Yes, yes, or they flat out didn’t hear what the other person said- totally possible.   But, what is in a pause? A genuine pause. Pauses don’t offer confirmation of any kind. Pauses simply allow for what is. With no speculation. What is, is precious.

On an over night shift once I was paged by a resident at 3 am. I swallowed a big swig of my yerba matte and scurried to her room to help her to the bathroom. Like clock work she paged me every night around this time so I could assist her to the toilet. It didn’t matter too much because she already had gone in her pull up. The bathroom trip was simply to change the pull up and so she could keep in the habit of using the toilet.  And, it meant that we could chat for a moment. The chat was likely something she used to do years ago with her husband in the middle of the night, though, she had lost most of her memory so all that remained was the habit.

As I was tucking her back in to bed she said, “You know, I’m really worried about something.”  And I asked, “Yes? What’s the problem?”  Imagining she was worried about her children or an upcoming doctors appointment. She said, “I’m worried that I have nothing to be worried about.” Her answer surprised me and I had to pause before I replied. I realized, that worrying to a lot of people feels productive in a way, and since she had no real idea of what was going on outside of that very moment, and everything seemed fine, she felt like she was missing something.   How does one console someone who is worried about nothing?  I did what I would do with my child who was afraid of a monster.  I held her hand and reminded her that she was fed, clothed, in a warm, safe bed and that soon the morning birds would awaken.  I knew that she would be snoring away straight through the first bird song and have to be loudly woken up for breakfast but these small simple reminders of presence were enough for her to fall back asleep.

What is, is precious. A pause in space, in time can free us from the worry of nothing. Try to learn this by spending time with the slower generations of humans. Old people are cool. Pass it on.

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